after several facebook status changes about finding the right men, my brother’s first response to earlier status was “why dont you just go to the pet store and buy the exact fish you want...put him in a tank and just feed him enough so he doesnt die” . my latest status was
“ i Thought i found my nemo, and had to throw him back!”. this was because this guy this guy was sooooooooooooooooooo handsome, and funny!!! and then i found out some info, that wasn’t bad, it just didn’t work with me. i still think he is great just not the nemo for me. and this was my brother’s wonderful response to me:
“first of all..what kind of bait are you using...dont use the kind that catches the nigga fish..its a nasty fish and bad for your health and in some rare cases it CAN kill you...second you gotta fish in the areas where the good fish are and use the bait that the good brotha fish likes. You should watch deadliest catch to see how they find the good areas to fish...
the nigga fish does not want to be caught, so you will have to shoot him to bring him on the boat cuz he will fight you to let him go...you're already starting off wrong if you have to use a gun to catch him
the good brotha fish will not fight much at all, the good brotha fish will trick you, cuz he doesnt look all colorful like nemo, its a very simple fish..like a salmon..but its got all the nutrients inside thats good for you, like your omega 3s and shit like that.
The nigga fish swims with all of the trash so you might get a disease if you catch it and eat it. So remember...if its really colorful and has all kinds of colors that dont exist on a natural rainbow, if it doest look like a regular fish you find in the seafood section of the supermarket, like it has a big ass nose, or big ass head or big ass eyes...and if it fights you hard cuz it doesnt want to be caught, its a nigga fish.
Glad I could help”
Captain t. Witts III
needless to say, if you ever need advice about life, long or short, ask tommy, just make sure you keep up, cause some stuff will go right over your head!
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